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[c] Sing. Can't afford to upset the merchant, can you? The crowd is getting restless, and the merchant is eagerly awaiting your answer. These people, being the party-loving oni, can never be turned down, and you have no choice but to entertain them. Lifting the microphone close to your face you open your mouth and-
"Excuse me for a moment, everyone." Kaguya takes the microphone from your hand. "I'm sorry for interrupting your mood, but this man and I are in a tour representing the House of Eientei. At such I really appreciate it if you don't try to steal our precious time away."
"You sure you don't use that as an excuse to date this fine-looking man?" one bystander asks, followed by wolf-whistles from the rest of the crowd.
"Well, someone as regal as this lovely lady here deserves a gentleman as her sword and shield, yes?" another bystander adds.
"And what makes you think I'm dating him?" Trying to appear as authoritative as she can, it fails to scrub the embarrassment off her face, and it clearly shows. "Just... fine. Can't say no to wild and crazy partygoers, can I?"
She hands back the microphone to you. "Make it quick. We don't have much time to waste here." She smiles afterwards and pokes you on the nose. "And have fun, okay?" Again the crowd hoots and cheers, but she pays them no attention as she steps aside and returns the stage to you.
"Alright, then." You cough once to clear your throat. Then, after looking at Kaguya who gives you a nod of approval, you nod to yourself and speak into the microphone: "Mark my words, comrade, as I, Captain Yuri Ivanov of the Soviet Red Army, am about to blow your mind away." The crowd cheers and lifts their gourds and beer bottles upward, as if saying "bring it on!" You smile, take a few deep breaths and...
"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
liiiiiiiiinka, Ka
liiiinka, Kalinka moya~"
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"Never thought to spend a lot more time with those people," you say.
"Well, at least you didn't get drunk this time. That's good enough." Kaguya quickens her steps, and you make haste as the two of you follow Kogasa to the palace. "But next time, please shorten the song list to just a few. You just made us waste precious time down here."
"Wasn't it you who wanted to see the karaoke box in the first place?" Kaguya scoffs at the question and looks away from you, as if it has offended her. "What?"
"I spoke the truth, didn't I?" she replies. You laugh apologetically; she does have a point, though. Wasting valuable time with overly hedonistic dwellers of the underground when you could use the opportunity to gather information isn't going to be helpful for your future stay in Eientei-
Future stay. You like the idea, but first you need to confirm your suspicion about the Motherland's current state, and the outside world in general. It has been bugging you since the spellcard duel with Yukari, and you need to have it settled down.
"There's the palace," Kogasa tells you. "We should be able to reach it from here. Come on!"
You follow the umbrella girl's lead, and soon meet up with your squad; Tatyana is the first to greet you as she jumps onto your shoulders and rides on them. "Took a scenic route, eh?" the marvelled Yuugi says.
"Got distracted by some roadside party, but we're good to go," you answer, paying no attention to Tatyana as she nibbles on the Pilotka hat. "What's the news?"
"Satori's home, but I didn't see any sign of her pets," Yuugi speaks. "Follow me. It can be pretty confusing to walk in the mansion alone."
"Lead the way!" Kogasa cheers.
After an uneventful trip that brings your squad to a short walk in the art gallery you arrive at the living room. There Yuugi points you towards a pink-haired girl sitting on a couch, reading a book of sort. "You stay here. I'll go talk with her." Yuugi leaves you and meets the girl, greeting her in the usual oni mannerism, and informs her of your presence. She looks at your direction, frowns, and then nods a little before speaks to Yuugi. After a while the oni returns to you, a huge grin plastered on her face. "She said she's been expecting you to come over."
You can only speculate the meaning of the frown you've seen but you keep the thought behind as you approach the girl. She keeps her eyes fixed on you before offering you a small, knowing smile. "I am Satori Komeiji, owner of Palace of the Earth Spirits. I welcome you to the underground. Please, have a seat." You sit down, positioning yourself so you have the girl directly at the front; Kaguya sits beside you, while the rest of the squad takes their place on the nearby chairs. "Before we proceed, allow me to make a guess: Captain Yuri Ivanov of the 3rd Guards Rifle Division, Soviet Red Army." She nods once. "You are an outsider, I see." You narrow your eyes; how in the world did she get that correct?
"Hey! No mind reading! You're scaring the captain," Kogasa protests.
Satori turns to the umbrella girl, causing her to shrink behind the couch. She, then, looks back at you and offers you an apology. "She does have a point on the mind-reading part," she speaks. "But please. I didn't mean to
terrorize you. Make yourself as comfortable as you can."
"Oh, not really," Kaguya shrugs. "In fact we could really use this time to chill out. Maybe having tea together is the best way to spend our time here."
"There's a kitchen downstairs," Satori states rather monotonously. "Feel free to use it, as long as you don't leave mess behind. Oh, watch out for the cats. They can get really sneaky."
"Then I'll go make tea for everyone," Reisen offers.
"Let me help! Let me help!" Tatyana exclaims.
"I'll go with you two," Yuugi says. "Maybe I can find some strong alcohol there."
Reisen, Tatyana and Yuugi head for the kitchen; Tewi makes no attempt to follow the trio as she stays behind, before she decides to inspect the paintings and sculptures around the living room. Kaguya keeps hiding behind the couch, but she eventually relents and sits on the armrest next to Kaguya.
"Allow me to ask this question," Satori begins. "What kind of business do people like you have in the underground?"
"We're having a tour around Gensokyo, and Lady Kaguya has expressed her desire to dine in at the Ancient City's restaurant," you speak. "We're thinking of going somewhere else after this, but that entirely depends on her choice."
"Kaguya Houraisan, mistress and representative of the Eientei," Kaguya says. "We have come to this place in peace, and we have no desire to instigate conflict between our house and the underground."
"Interesting." Satori takes off her glasses; damn, you wish she has kept the glasses on, it fits her appearance. "Only the twin-horned oni regularly comes over. Maybe Reimu and her witch companion, too, but Suika is the frequent visitor." She squints, staring at you so deeply that you think her gaze might pierce through your heart. She giggles afterwards. "My, you're worried that people will think that you're dating Lady Kaguya."
You're at loss of words. So is Kaguya.
"I'm not in the position to judge people's relationship, Mister Ivanov, but allow me to speak the truth," Satori speaks. "Both of you have feeling towards each other. A heart doesn't lie, despite what the mouth wants to say. Also." She squints at you again, only this time her reaction is sympathetic. "You are plagued by your concern of your home country's state of affairs ever since you arrived in Gensokyo. As a soldier who serves her armed force, it is a troubling affair, but you have been unable to get rid of it until now."
"We aren't really here for counselling session, Miss Satori," you speak.
"Please, Mister Ivanov, if there is anything I can do to help you, I will help you." She's pretty convincing with her words, but you can't just believe her yet. "Plus, if you keep your problem to yourself, it will affect your relationship with her and the people in future time."
You are dumbfounded. Never before in your life can a speech as frank as this can have an effect on you tremendously. You wish you had never agreed to visit this mansion, but Satori seems to notice your plight and offers you another smile. "If I have offended you in one way or another, I sincerely apologize."
"There's no need to be sorry," you say. "I was just... surprised." Kogasa titters silently at the mention of esurprise'. "But really. How would you feel if you have abandoned the battleground for an indefinite amount of time, not knowing-"
There's a shadow lurking over you. You look up and are greeted with the sight of crimson eyes, luscious raven black hair dangling over your head, wings of similar colour that are covered in cape, and single ruby "eye" (jewellery? Badge? You can never tell) sticking on her shirt.
And the newcomer isn't amused.
"Hey~" The girl stares at you. "You're sitting on my place."
A new challenger appears?
[ ] Tell Kaguya to make some space so the girl can sit between both of you.
[ ] Offer the girl your lap.
[ ] Satori's couch is pretty spacey, isn't it? Tell the girl to sit there.
System: + Time: 1500 hours
+ Date: November 2nd
+ Location: Palace of the Earth Spirits
Current Line-up: + Yuri Ivanov (at the living room)
+ Kaguya Houraisan (at the living room)
+ Reisen U. Inaba (at the kitchen)
+ Tewi Inaba (enjoying the art gallery)
+ Tatyana (at the kitchen)
+ Kogasa Tatara (accompanying Yuri and Kaguya)
+ Yuugi Hoshiguma (looking for beer at the kitchen)
>>20254 But we can always ask Yukarin to comfort us, if you know what I-
Oh, wait. That's supposed to be a forbidden secret. Me and my big mouth. That reminds me: where can I get the Russian Red Army Choir album?