Vanilla TAiG thread 2 Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/12 (Thu) 02:55 No. 15336 ▼ File 123682653429.jpg - (180.01KB, 835x967 , 121453706411.jpg)
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:00 No. 15338 There's no problem that you can see. Which is why you need to take a better look.
You walk over and casually look down into the st-
Oh god.
It's horrible.
She...
She...
SHE'S CLEARED OUT THE FRIDGE. OH GOD HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ANYTHING NOW?
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Anonymous 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:03 No. 15339 [x] "ARGHH! You're hungry, huh? Eat THIS!"
[x] Throw the stinger at interloper."
Anonymous 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:12 No. 15341 [x] "ARGHH! You're hungry, huh? Eat THIS!"
[x] Throw the stinger at interloper."
Anonymous 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:16 No. 15343 [X] "Shit"
Damn damn damn
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:32 No. 15344 This pisses you off.
You came here to eat, to feed your love.
But this tresspasser, she decides to eat all of Mystia's food.
You won't stand for it.
"ARGHH!" you growl. "You're hungry, huh?" You shout. "Eat THIS!" You take a firm grasp of your scorpion stinger and throw it at her.
"Eeeh!" AH! I didn't expect any of Mystia's friends to come here so early. I've never met you before~ I'm Yuyuko."
The carefreeness with which she took this is pissing you off.
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Anonymous 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:42 No. 15345 [X] "This poor, innocent girl is going to go hungry now."
Anonymous 2009/03/12 (Thu) 03:42 No. 15346 [x] "Y-y-You Yuyuko You!"
[x] "Your next quest is to bring us the LG. MEAL and give it to us!"
[x] "Take along your new STINGER. It can poison enemies from a distance and allows you to cross chasms! Use it wisely."
Anonymous 2009/03/12 (Thu) 09:36 No. 15354 [x] "Y-y-You Yuyuko You!"
[x] "Your next quest is to bring us the LG. MEAL and give it to us!"
[x] "Take along your new STINGER. It can poison enemies from a distance and allows you to cross chasms! Use it wisely."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:12 No. 15401 "This poor, innocent girl is going to go hungry now." You angrily complain. "What're you going to do about it?"
"B-but, I'm hungrier than she is~" She looks at you with puppy-dog eyes. You don't fall for it.
"You're a fully-grown adult. She's just a little girl."
"But, but..."
At this point, you see Mystia get up from the bottom of the cart. When she notices Yuyuko, she jumps back in terror for some reason. However, immediately afterwards she notices Rumia.
You think you see dollar signs in her hands.
"Let's settle this with an eating contest~" she suggests. Wait, that's an awesome idea. "But I'm out of lamprey," she gives Yuyuko a glare "so you're going to have to find something else." She looks to you.
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Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:31 No. 15403 ▼ File 123690787015.jpg - (90.27KB, 468x450 , 10bd6621f4add3a4c66bbe415880e0db.jpg)
[x] Mystia eating contest.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:31 No. 15404 [X] A pudding. With whipped cream on top. Lots of them.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:34 No. 15405 [X] A pudding. With whipped cream on top. Lots of them.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:37 No. 15407 [X] A pudding. With whipped cream on top. Lots of them
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:41 No. 15408 You're at a loss for what to use.
Yuyuko ponders for a moment, then gives an answer.
"How about a Mystia eating contest?" Mystia attempts to jump back, but hits a wall.
Yuyuko pulls a long rope out of her sleeve. You're not sure how it got there, but it's definitely quite handy.
...Wait. Mystia eating contest.
They're going to eat Mystia?
No, you have to sto- Damnit, she's already tied up! Fuck, fuck fuck!
"The one who eats her best wins~" Yuyuko's voice sounds as if she's singing.
Wait, "best"? That...that's an odd adverb, for an eating contest.
Mystia, meanwhile, is crying.
You can't pull yourself to do anything. Someone who Rumia is afraid to stop, well, you're definitely not going to be able to do anything.
...Wait.
She's, she's pulling Mystia's skirt up. ...And now she's pulling down her panties. Quickly her legs are tied so they're kept open, giving an open view of her-
Wait, what did Yuyuko mean by "Mystia eating contest?" If it's what you're thinking now, it's-
Yuyuko's tongue gingerly-
FUCK YES, THIS IS AWESOME
Mystia, whose tears are streaming steadily-
Holy shit, doesn't your cellphone have a camera? Shouldn't you be taking some goddam pictures?
Small cries, and wet noises-
WHY DID YOU FORGET YOUR CELLPHONE, JESUS CHRIST
And eventually, Yuyuko finishes up what she's doing, licking the fluids off of her fingers.
She turns to Rumia. "Your turn."
Oh, oh fucking god. Your dick is going to fucking explode if you have to watch Rumia do that with Mystia.
The thought also crosses your mind to also take part in the eating contest.
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Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 01:44 No. 15409 [x] 'Eat' Yuyuko instead.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 02:00 No. 15412 [X] Ask if you can join. You've never tasted sparrow.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 02:28 No. 15416 [x] By our powers combined! Eat Yuyuko and Mystia, you take one while Rumia takes the other.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 02:29 No. 15417 [X] "You win. As the winner, you get to treat us all to dinner."
I hate how that rhymes.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/13 (Fri) 03:45 No. 15422 [X] Ask if you can join. You've never tasted sparrow.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 03:46 No. 15423 [X] Ask if you can join. You've never tasted sparrow.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 03:52 No. 15424 [x] Regret that it was not a human eating contest.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:27 No. 15425 [X] Ask if you can join. You've never tasted sparrow.
lol wut
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:43 No. 15427 Oh, oh god. You can't stop yourself. You have to participate, even if it kills you.
"Hey," you start. "Can I join? I've never tasted sparrow." Mystia gulps.
"Oh ho~ Sure, why not. I've had my fill for today~ But, unless you want to join the contest, Rumia has to go first."
"I definitely want to join the contest." It's a given. You can't stop now.
"Good~ The more the merrier~" She steps out of the way.
Right.
Leaning down.
Your face is inches away from her dripping vagina.
...How do you go about this?
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:45 No. 15428 [X] Like a bee getting the honey from a delicate flower.
WHEEEEEEEEEE~~~
Mickl3 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:49 No. 15429 [x] As if you were probing for some abnormality deep inside.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:49 No. 15430 [X] Let Rumia start, and then join in her. Work on the parts she isn't paying attention to.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:54 No. 15432 [X] As gently and tenderly as possible. Make sure that she's feeling it, and pay some attention to that most important aspect of her anatomy - the clit.
Do want her to enjoy it.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:57 No. 15433 [x] Suggest that Yuyuko comments on it like some kind of demented sports announcer.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 05:59 No. 15434 [x] Do it clumsily and awkwardly like the virgin you are.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 06:01 No. 15435 [] Give some experimental licks, watch and listen for Mystia's reaction, work from there.
Remember Belnonymous.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 06:11 No. 15436 [X] As gently and tenderly as possible. Make sure that she's feeling it, and pay some attention to that most important aspect of her anatomy - the clit.
[] Give some experimental licks, watch and listen for Mystia's reaction, work from there.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 09:30 No. 15438 [x] Suggest that Yuyuko comments on it like some kind of demented sports announcer.
[x] Do it clumsily and awkwardly like the virgin you are.
This combo makes me laugh, thus gets my vote.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 10:17 No. 15439 [x] Suggest that Yuyuko comments on it like some kind of demented sports announcer.
[x] Do it clumsily and awkwardly like the virgin you are.
Jerl'll love writing this one out
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 10:57 No. 15440 [x] Suggest that Yuyuko comments on it like some kind of demented sports announcer.
[x] Do it clumsily and awkwardly like the virgin you are.
Anonymous 2009/03/13 (Fri) 14:00 No. 15441 [x] Suggest that Yuyuko comments on it like some kind of demented sports announcer.
[x] Do it clumsily and awkwardly like the virgin you are.
God yes.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/14 (Sat) 03:40 No. 15461 Ugh, you've never done this before. How the hell are you supposed to do this?
Well, you can guess a few things. Things such as "focus on the clitoris."
Fuuuuck. You're going to do this wrong. It's obvious. There's no other way for this to turn out.
...Might as well make it humorous.
"Hey, Yuyuko. You should comment on this like some kind of demented sports announcer."
"...Huh~?" She doesn't understand what you're telling her to do? How, just...
"Well, uh, describe what's going on as it's happening? And make your own comments.
"Oh, okay." She nods.
...Right.
Time to do this.
...This.
You reach out with your tongue. Since you don't know anything about any of the other sensitive parts that may be there, you just go straight for the clitoris.
Your technique...Works. But marginally. Yuyuko's was a lot better.
Well, the only way you can possibly do it without having any experience is clumsily and awkwardly.
The juices do start flowing, though.
This...Isn't very effective.
There's got to be some way to increase the effectiveness.
...Your fingers. But your tongue is in the way, isn't it?
It's not in the way of that, though.
You stop licking long enough to moisten your finger with her juices. As you pull your finger away, a thin line sticks between your finger and her entrance, snapping when you've moved far enough away.
...Hopefully that's enough.
Moving your finger around, you slowly, steadily begin pushing it in. There's lots and lots of resistance. That's why you do it as slowly as possible. instead of forcing your way in, you move in as the muscles contract more. It makes it easier on her, and you're trying to increase HER pleasure in this.
"E-eah?" she yelps as she realizes what you're doing. You ignore it.
Slowly your finger pushes up inside. The juices start flowing even quicker.
Soon enough you feel contractions, telling you that she has reached an orgasm.
She lays there panting.
...Hmm, almost seems like you did a better job than Yuyuko.
Well, it's Rumia's turn.
"Rumia~ It's your turn~" Yuyuko was thinking the same thing apparently.
"Oh, okay." She walks over.
"So, uh, how do I do it?" she asks innocently, as if it were a perfectly normal question to ask and not perverted in any way.
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Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 03:58 No. 15463 [X] "...Do it like me and Yuyuko did it."
[X] "Actually, it's bit like eating a popsicle. Except that you don't bite."
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 03:59 No. 15464 [] "Give some experimental licks, watch and listen for Mystia's reaction, work from there."
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 04:12 No. 15465 [x] "ANNNDD here's the Rookie, taking up her place at bat."
[x] "I'll say. You can just hear the anciipation in the audience tonight. Before the the play resumes, shall we do a recap?"
[x] "First off for our starter we had 'Yuyuko', a veteran of the sport. With over a thousand years experience and the charm of a mature woman she's a shoe-in for a winner."
[x] "Next up, we had ******. Though he lacked the same experience as our first player, he more than makes up for in youth and passion! Keep an eye on this brother folks, because what we have here is a legend-in-the-making! Do the others stand a chance!??"
[x] "Whoa, don't count out our Rookie yet. She may be young and she may be confused, but she may have some fight in her yet! Will she be the 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' of this tournament? Stay tuned to find out!"
This would've turned out better if I ever gave a damn about sports ever.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/14 (Sat) 04:15 No. 15466 "Do it like Yuyuko and I did it." You respond. "Actually, it's a bit like eating a popsicle. Except that you don't bite."
"What's a popsicle?" She asks. Damn, wow. Is this an amish area or something?
"Don't worry about that. Just try and immitate Yuyuko and I."
"Kay." She kneels down in front of her friend.
"U-um..." She sticks out her small red tongue.
"Like...Like this?" She gives it a nice lick. You see Mystia shudder a little.
"Y-Yes, exactly like that." You stammer out, almost unable to think straight enough.
It's your Rumia, licking Mystia so innocently and cutely. It's immensely erotic.
That's it, you can't take it any more. You've got to find some way.
But...Just jamming it into her would probably startle her. You don't want her afraid of sex. That wouldn't do.
You...Yes! That's it! Perfect.
"Hey, Rumia. Stop for a second." you halt her.
"Hmm?" She asks, the juices still on her lips.
She licks them off. You can't stay sane like this.
"Right." You pick Mystia up off of the counter and gently set her down on the ground. Makes the angle much easier.
"Now, kneel between her legs on all fours." Yuyuko gives you a mischievous look, hiding her mouth behind a fold-up fan.
"Like this?" She gets in the absolute perfect position.
"Yes, exactly like that. Now continue with Mystia."
"Alright." She does so.
As she does, you slide her dress up her legs. Eventually you get it so it's
...Alright, I can't keep writing this. I just don't have the ability. So I'll summarize:
You begin licking Rumia. She realizes what you're doing and doesn't resist. When you judge she's wet enough, you stick it in and enjoy. Everything explodes from there, and it ends up an all-out foursome.
All four of you are now laying on the ground, exhausted. Especially Mystia. She got...stimulated the most.
But you can't keep laying here all day.
After all, you haven't eaten still. And after an hour of that...Yeah. You feel like you're going to die if you don't eat something more filling than love juices.
Rumia's probably much worse off than you are.
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Kirin !TrdVU/20yE 2009/03/14 (Sat) 04:19 No. 15467 [X] Find something to eat at Yuyuko's house.
Here we go, Youmu.
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 04:21 No. 15468 [X] Ask Yuyuko for food
real food
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 04:24 No. 15469 [X] Take Rumia out to eat somewhere. Enjoy calm time with her.
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 04:27 No. 15470 ▼ File 123700482455.jpg - (34.72KB, 214x213 , NERD RAGE.jpg)
>...Alright, I can't keep writing this. I just don't have the ability. So I'll summarize:
[x] Go human hunting out in the forest.
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 06:22 No. 15474 ▼ File 123701177398.jpg - (46.28KB, 243x240 , 1219273438990.jpg)
>Alright, I can't keep writing this. I just don't have the ability. So I'll summarize:
>...and it ends up an all-out foursome.
>all-out foursome.
>foursome.
TASUKETE DOUJIN!
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 07:22 No. 15478 [X] Find something to eat at Yuyuko's house.
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 08:28 No. 15481 [x] Find something to eat at Yuyuko's house.
Anonymous 2009/03/14 (Sat) 11:57 No. 15489 >Foursome with Yuyuko, Rumia, and Mystia
>Summarized
;_;
Please, anybody out there. Anybody at all. Write this scene.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:08 No. 15505 Well, Yuyuko technically started this whole mess.
"Yuyuko." You voice. "As much fun as that was, I'm certain that Rumia is about to starve to death. I'm not in such a good condition either. And as you were the one who ate all the food here, I think you should provide lunch."
"Sounds fun~" she remarks carefreely. "Youmu should be finished training by now. Let's go."
So everyone starts goddamn FLYING, Rumia carrying you by grabbing you around the stomach from behind. While you're scared that she doesn't know where she's going, it seems she does a good enough job following. As if she's used to flying blind.
Eventually you make it to some huge gates. Though huge, they're useless, since you can just fly over them.
After about ten minutes of flying up a set of stairs (jesus christ these are long) you finally find yourself at the top. After another ten or minutes of flying (damn this place is huge) you eventually land in front of a Japanese-style mansion.
You follow everyone inside. Everyone but Yuyuko takes a seat at the low table, kneeling on the floor. You do the same.
"Be right back~" Yuyuko states before literally disappearing.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:21 No. 15506 [x] Go outside.
[x] Gather Sakura petal into a big pile.
[x] Dive into it.
[x] FUN!
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:28 No. 15507 Why waste your time sitting at a table? There's things that you can be doing.
Hey, wasn't there some sakura trees out in the garden?
You immediately stand up and leave the building, ignoring the confused looks of Mystia and Rumia. They don't matter. What matters is sakura petals.
You gather a bunch of them into a large pile.
You dive into them.
FUN!
Or, well, not really. There weren't enough to cushion your fall, and you went headfirst.
And unluckily for you, there as a rock where your head landed.
BAD END
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:37 No. 15508 [X] Snuggle with Rumia while you wait for food.
[X] Ask Mystia how often she gets eaten.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:42 No. 15509 Hahaha Ow.
[X]Just eat the orange to pass time.
Well, every low table always have orange. It's a requirement.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:47 No. 15511 [x] Pretend one of the coasters is a rice cake and eat it.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:54 No. 15512 You decide to just snuggle with Rumia as you wait for food.
Her light body easily changes position as you lift her up and place her on your lap, pulling her close to you.
Huh, the table has oranges.
Well, you might as well eat one. You're starving.
You pick one up and peel it. You take a bite, then offer Rumia a bite. She takes a bite, and there's none left.
Well, then.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:56 No. 15513 [x] Sit there and stroke Rumia's head softly
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 02:57 No. 15514 [x] Pick up an orange and speak to it, demanding to know it's secrets.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:15 No. 15515 You decide to just sit there stroking Rumia's hair affectionately.
Suddenly, you fall through the floor, landing in the middle of the desert. There's no one other than you within your visible range.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:16 No. 15516 [x] Shake your fist at the heavens.
[x] "Didn't we do this one already!?"
[x] Laughtrack.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:17 No. 15517 [X] THIS IS ANOTHER CHANCE TO BECOME A SHRUB KING!
[X] Find nearby shrub king and beat it, claiming its throne.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:17 No. 15518 [X] Look for whatever the hell you fell through.
[X] Crawl back through it.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:18 No. 15519 [x] "What up with this place? All this sand and no sea."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:28 No. 15520 You shake your fist up at the heavens.
"Didn't we do this already!?" you exclaim to god, complaining about your current predicament.
Namely, you've been separated from Rumia. This is the worst thing that's happened to you.
...But this is no time to go emo and cut yourself with your scorpion stinger. Nope. instead, you've got to find a way out of this.
First you look around for whatever the hell you fell through. You don't find it, unluckily.
The next step is to become the shrub king again. However, you find no shrub kings to overthrow, and no shrubs to become the first.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:31 No. 15521 [x] Awesome. You're in a Powerthirst commerical.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:35 No. 15522 Holy shit.
You're in a Powerthirst commercial.
Except...
You're not drinking Powerthirst.
And everything that isn't drinking Powerthirst in a Powerthirst commercial gets its ass kicked.
OH SHI-
BAD END
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:37 No. 15523 [x] Sit still for a bit. Outlive the universe until it dies, wait through it's rebirth in a cycle. Hold still long enough the universe cycles through where you left off at Yuyuko's house.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:41 No. 15525 You decide to sit still for a bit. Your plan is to outlive the universe, then wait through its rebirth cycle until you're sitting in Yuyuko's living room again.
A few hours you die of dehydration.
BAD END
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:43 No. 15528 [x] Hike your way through the god damn desert, busting open plants for water as necessary in order to get yourself back to your beloved. She must be missing you after all.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:44 No. 15530 [x] Put your ear to the ground and listen for water, just like on really old Western TV shows.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:46 No. 15531 [x] Punch a hole in reality with your sheer awesomeness and head back to Yuyuko's house.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:50 No. 15532 You decide to hike your way through the god damn desert, busting open plants as necessary for water.
However, you don't know which way to go.
You choose a random direction and head in it.
Along your way, you face many hardships. First, you come across another one of those giant scorpions. The scorpion stinger fails, but you manage to get close enough to execute a massive punch.
Of course, it doesn't work, but as the scorpion sits there thinking about how much of an idiot you are for trying to punch a giant scorpion to death, you escape.
Next you come across a girl who is apparently lost. You offer to help, lifting her up onto your shoulders. However, you realize she's another youkai when she tries to bite into your head. Since you don't love her, you she technically CAN eat you. But you won't have that.
Luckily the scorpion stinger works this time, not necessarily killing her but putting her into enough pain to leave you alone.
After that, you come across a river of flowing goddamn sand. Of course, it's rather difficult to cross. You eventually make your way across by digging a hole underneath it, taking a few hours. Luckily it's not that tiring of work once you're underneath.
Shortly after that, you find yourself at the edge of the desert. You can see the animals running through the desert, the leaves on the trees.
But there's an invisible barrier in the way. You cannot get through.
In an attempt to walk around the barrier, you choose to walk to the left parallel to the forest, occasionally trying to walk into the forest, hoping the barrier is gone.
One time you think you made it, then you slam into the barrier again. When you try to turn around, you realize that you ended up in a hole in the barrier just the size of your body.
This hole, it was made for you.
It creeps you the fuck out, though, so you backpedal the hell out of there as quickly as you can.
Finally, you reach an ocean.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:51 No. 15533 drr drr... DAMNIT JERL
[x] Punch through reality to get back to Rumia.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:52 No. 15534 [x] Ocean right? You're at a beach. There must be babes here.
[x] No no! No cheating!
[x] Look for the dock and hijack a pirate vessel to sail and plunder your way back to Yuyuko's house and Rumia.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 03:56 No. 15535 You attempt to punch a hole through reality to get back to Rumia.
There is success.
But there is also failure.
You punch a hole through reality, but since newton's third law still applies to reality, it punches back through you.
BAD END
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:01 No. 15536 [x] Look for anything resembling civilization and head for it
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:02 No. 15537 [x] Wander along the beach until you encounter some guys in powered armor.
[x] Then, sneak behind them for awhile until they're vurnerable and steal the armor.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:03 No. 15538 You sneak along the beach until you enounter some guys in powered armor.
Except you never do, so you reach the other side of the beach with no encounters.
This side of the beach ends at a giant cliff you wouldn't be able to scale with your current equipment.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:05 No. 15539 [x] Damn. At least your sneak skill probably went up.
[x] Climb and Swim to get your Athletics skill up, so you can level up and get more stat points. Repeat until you're a suitable power level.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:11 No. 15541 You attempt to climb the cliff. You get nowhere.
You attempt to swim. You also get nowhere, as another barrier gets in your way before you get deep enough to swim.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:12 No. 15542 [x] Yell, "Okay, I get it already! Next time we do something like that, I'll invite you along as well, okay?!"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:25 No. 15543 "Okay! I get it already! Next time we do something like that, I'll invite you along as well, okay?!"
Silence.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:26 No. 15544 [x] Go the other way if this way brought about nothing
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:28 No. 15545 You go back the other way and come across the forest again.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:30 No. 15546 [x] Burn down the forest as a signal flare so someone can go pick you up. You can't fly after all.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:31 No. 15547 You attempt to burn down the forest, but the barrier is in the way.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:31 No. 15548 [x] Enter the NOCLIP code.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:32 No. 15549 [X] Call for the aid of shrub henchman.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:37 No. 15550 You attempt to enter the NOCLIP code. It fails.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:38 No. 15551 [X] look around for anything unusual, or anything that can be grabbed into your inventory.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:39 No. 15552 [x] Find a nearby ant colony that you can 'uplift' to sentience, so you have some minions to do your bidding.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:42 No. 15553 You look around for anything useful or strange.
All that you find is a large pocketknife.
You add it to your belongings.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:43 No. 15554 [x] Stab the completely normal, useless stranger that you just the knife from.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:43 No. 15555 [X] Stab the barrier's point of death.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:43 No. 15556 Just stole the knife from.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:48 No. 15557 Taking your glasses off, you examine the barrier thorougly.
Finding its point of death, you stab it with your knife.
The barrier dies, allowing you to cross through.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:49 No. 15558 [x] Now burn the forest like the good boy.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:50 No. 15560 You burn down the forest like a good boy.
The forest is now on fire.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:51 No. 15562 [X] Repent on what you did
[X] Try to douse the fire.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:53 No. 15563 In a stroke of genius, you burn the fire down.
Fore forest is now on fire, and the fire is on fire.
Holy shit.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:54 No. 15564 [X] Cast Magic missile at Fire.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:54 No. 15565 [x] Burn the user interface.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:54 No. 15566 You attempt to cast magic missile at the fire, but you're out of mana after lighting a fire on fire jesus christ.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:55 No. 15567 [x] Create a fractal fire.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:56 No. 15569 [x] Light yourself on fire and find a survivor to pounce on.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:56 No. 15570 You have no wand.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:57 No. 15571 [x] Establish a religion worshipping the Great Fire in the Sky.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:57 No. 15572 [x] Wander off somewhere else, setting things on fire. Eventually, you'll meet someone who'll try to stop you.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:58 No. 15574 [x] Use your "magic" wand. It should have recharged by now after nearly ascending from being involved in a foursome.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:59 No. 15576 [x] Now burn down the forest like a good boy.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:59 No. 15577 [X] just cross it already, sheesh.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:59 No. 15578 [x] Walk through the forest to try to find someone who can lead you to your love.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 04:59 No. 15579 You just cross over the border already.
You're now in the forest.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:01 No. 15582 [X] Sharpen a knife with your wrist. Dress in goth style. Listen to whiny rock CD. baww and despair about the world in general.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:01 No. 15583 [x] Take off your clothes so you can be the Wild Ape-Man of the Jungle. I mean, Forest.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:03 No. 15584 You walk through teh forest to try and find someone who can lead you to your love.
Eventually you come across a girl with short green hair in a red plaid skirt.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:05 No. 15588 [x] "Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? About seven years old? "
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:05 No. 15589 [x] Say, "I'm making a new comic book series, about a superheroine called Bondage Bird and her plucky side-kick, Bondage Bug."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:07 No. 15590 "Hey, have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? About seven years old?"
"Who the hell are you?" She harshly responds.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:08 No. 15591 [x] Harry James Townshend.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:08 No. 15592 [x] "Not sure. Parents never got around to naming me."
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:09 No. 15594 [x] "I'm a friend of Yuyuko and Mystia, as well as Rumia's lover. I fell out of Yuyuko's place after recovering from a foursome. Who are you?"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:10 No. 15595 "Not sure. Parents never got around to naming me."
"I see. And why aren't you genuflecting in fear?"
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:11 No. 15597 [x] "I don't know who you are, and I've already gone through hell without backing down so I don't think much will scare me at this point."
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:11 No. 15598 [x] 'Cause if I take my eyes off of that giant invisible monster behind you, it'll eat you.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:11 No. 15599 [x] "Because I don't have a keyboard to express my genuflecting with."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:12 No. 15600 "Because if I take my eyes off of that giant invisible monster behind you, it'll eat you."
"Ha ha. Funny. It's me that'll be doing the eat-"
She gets cut off when the invisible monster takes a giant bite out of her head.
...you're next.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:13 No. 15601 [x] Cast summon bigger fish.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:13 No. 15602 [x] "Do you know someone named Rumia by chance?"
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:14 No. 15603 [X] "Klaatu Barada Nikto"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:14 No. 15604 "Do you know someone named Rumia, by chance?" you ask the monster.
It responds by swallowing you whole.
You're now in the middle of the monster's stomach with a regenerated green-haired woman.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:14 No. 15605 [x] "For your information, I've trained my body by eating lots of spicy and greasy foods."
[x] "You could eat me, but you'll suffer from massive diarrhea and acne for weeks afterwards."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:16 No. 15608 You use the knife to cut the monster's lines. The monster dies, and suddenly you fall to the ground as it disappears.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:17 No. 15609 [x] Sigh. "If only they didn't rush the release date, that monster would've had a proper character model."
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:18 No. 15610 [x] "You wouldn't happen to know Rumia would you? That mean monster ate me when I asked it so I had to kill it. I hope you won't make the same mistake it made."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:19 No. 15611 You sigh. "If only they didn't rush the release date, that monster would've had a proper character model."
"A what?" the girl asks.
"Don't worry about it." You respond.
...Right, you've accomplished absolutely nothing in the past couple of hours or so.
Time to stop fucking around and do something.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:20 No. 15612 [x] Gather the chunks of monster and cook it over the fire you made eariler.
[x] "Want some?"
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:29 No. 15614 [x] Make clothing from the hide of the invisible monster.
[x] Take off what you're wearing now and put on the invisible clothes.
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:30 No. 15615 [x] "So who are you, fellow invisible monster devoured person?"
Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:31 No. 15616 [X] Ask the girl where this is and how to get back to Yuyuko's house.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:31 No. 15617 "So who are you, invisible monster-devoured person?" You ask the person.
"It's rude to ask for someone's name before introducing yourself."
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:34 No. 15619 [x] "Like I said, my parents never got around to..."
[x] "Oh, never mind. I'll just use the name I have on my fake ID."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:34 No. 15620 "You can call me whatever, as long as it isn't food related." You respond.
"Whatever you say, Steak. I'm Yuka."
God damn it.
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Anonymous 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:39 No. 15621 [x] See if you can use the invisible monster's corpse for food and supplies.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/16 (Mon) 05:40 No. 15622 Eh, I'm going to stop updating for tonight now.
It was fun.
I'll try and start another update run at 19:00 server time. Perhaps this will be the set time for updates in the future.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/16 (Mon) 06:01 No. 15625 [x] extract the invisible essence out of it and pocket it into your inventory.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:00 No. 15666 You take a moment to look over the monster's remains. Or lack of them. There's none anywhere.
You ponder whether they'd be useful for eating or other supplies, but then you realize nothing is useful if it doesn't exist.
You also ponder getting its invisible essence out, but that doesn't work out too well either. Rather than getting blood from a stone, it's like trying to get blood from a stone that doesn't exist. Good fucking luck with that, buddy.
In any case, you're stuck here with nothing really to do.
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Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:06 No. 15667 [x] "You wouldn't happen to know the way back to civilization would you?"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:19 No. 15672 "You wouldn't happen to know the way back to civilization, would you?" You ask.
"Well, yes, I would, but you're going to have to convince me you deserve to be taken there instead of eaten first."
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:19 No. 15673 [X] Punch the woman in the snout to established superiority.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:21 No. 15674 [X] Find Rumia
This is not a suggestion.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:22 No. 15675 [x] "Would the fact that I killed that invisible thing that ate us both be convincing?"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:43 No. 15678 "Would the fact that I killed that invisible thing that ate both of us be convincing?"
"No. It wouldn't."
She's so cold about her way of responding to the question it feels like you'll freeze into a block of ice.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:44 No. 15679 [X] So what do you want me to do?
You better five me a sidequest.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:48 No. 15681 ▼ File 123725808874.jpg - (50.85KB, 398x799 , Dancing Flower-769756.jpg)
[x] "Would you like me to melt your icy heart with a hot island song?"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:49 No. 15685 "So what do you want me to do?" you ask. You'd really like to find your way back to Rumia as quickly as possible.
"Hmm..." She ponders for a moment. "Well, if you'll swear eternal servitude, maybe."
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Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:52 No. 15686 [x] "Ew, gross. You don't know where I've been."
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:53 No. 15689 [x] "Better than being food. Sure. I haven't got anything better to do with my existence."
Yuka's servant~
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:54 No. 15693 "Better than being food. Sure. I haven't got anything better to do with my existance." Yeah, your existance up until this point has been fairly useless.
"Oh? Good~ Now, Steak, if I'm going to lead you back to civilization, you're going to have to carry me there."
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:56 No. 15696 [X] Carry her like a princess.
[X] "Call me T-bone. I'm no ordinary steak."
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:56 No. 15697 [x] Carry her there, bridal style.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:57 No. 15699 [x] Carry her there, bridal style.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 02:59 No. 15700 [x] "By the way, my family name is 'Andablowjob'."
[x] "My parents were kinda weird, even by my standards."
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:02 No. 15704 "You are too heavy." You respond.
She glares at you, sharply, before breaking out into laughter.
"Hahahahaha. What an interesting servant. Carry me or you die."
...Right.
So you've begun carrying her, piggy-back style. She's been leading you towards civilization, or so you hope.
It turns out the direction you chose when you entered the desert was exactly opposite the one you should have taken. Huh.
During the transit, you start smalltalk. She informs you of some of the information you need about this place. How it works, who to run away from, etc.
In turn, you tell her your family name, "Andablowjob."
"Yeah, my parents were kinda weird, even by my standards." You state. Your father changing his last name like that was an odd move that no one agreed with.
So, after a while of riding and pain, you arrive at the field.
"You can let me down now. My legs are numb."
Relief. You let her down.
"Alright, let's take a break." She sits down on the ground carefully, as if not to get her dress dirty.
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kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:03 No. 15705 [X] "Can you call me by my full name? just once?"
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:04 No. 15706 [X] Look up her dress, she might be injured
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:05 No. 15708 [x] "You wouldn't happen to know where Yuyuko's place is, would you? There's someone I need to meet up with there."
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:06 No. 15709 [x] Take it easy for a bit.
[x] And since you're taking it easy, there must be one of the those fat severed heads nearby that you can eat.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:09 No. 15710 Yeah, taking a break is probably a good idea. You're tired out from carrying her.
"Alright." You sit on the ground where you were standing.
...
A moment passes in silence. Yuka plays with the grass. Well, it's more like grooming.
"So, uh.' You decide to break the silence. "Can you call me by my first name? Just once?" You'd like to hear it.
"Nope. Not unless you're a good boy for the rest of the day." You don't like that patronizing tone, but you don't like getting eaten either so you say nothing about it.
"I see."
...
Another moment passes in silence.
"You wouldn't happen to know where Yuyuko's place is, would you? There's someone I need to meet up with there."
"Oh, that's where you were headed? Why didn't you say so all along~ I was waiting for an excuse to head up there."
"I see."
...
Another moment of silence.
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Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:11 No. 15711 [x] See if you can fly by concentrating your ki into a ball around your navel area and moving it around.
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:11 No. 15712 [X] Carry her to yuyuko's place.
and when we get there, BETRAY HER.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:12 No. 15713 ▼ File 123725955775.jpg - (125.03KB, 500x789 , b2aadd3f35c9a38a43e028791d8bed66.jpg)
[x] "Step on me, please."
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:13 No. 15714 [X] "I can't jump very high so you'll have to carry me."
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:13 No. 15716 [x] See if you can fly by concentrating your ki into a ball around your navel area and moving it around.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:20 No. 15721 Might as well see if you can fly like the rest of them.
Didn't you hear something about concentrating your ki into a ball around your navel and moving it around?
Where was that? You can't seem to remember.
But it's a good enough start.
You concentrate your ki, and...
Nothing.
"What are you doing?" Yuka asks.
"...Trying to fly."
"That's not how you do it. I'll teach you once we're at Hakugyokurou."
"Alright." Well, that's good enough.
"Well, let's go." Without asking, she grabs your hand. Immediately you're flying into the air at quite a speed, your arm feeling like it'll get pulled out of its socket.
Eventually you arrive at the top of the massive staircase and Yuka sets you down.
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Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:22 No. 15723 [x] This is going to take awhile the normal way.
[x] Shorten the pace by singing 'Eye of the Tiger' while jogging.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:24 No. 15724 [x] This is going to take awhile the normal way.
[x] Shorten the pace by singing 'Eye of the Tiger' while jogging.
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:24 No. 15725 [X] Escape into the mansion
Where they thought it was safe
Anonymous 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:24 No. 15726 [x] "So about those flying lessons."
kirin !BX9zGDO0G. 2009/03/17 (Tue) 03:27 No. 15727 [X] Let your hidden personality comes out.
[X] Become passive-aggressive.