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[話] French cat
I want to talk, but I can't think of anything.
Still, I shouldn't waste this opportunity.
I nod to her, and she smiles back at The Emperor's Color.
"You may indeed."
She gives my hand a squeeze, and walks out of the courtyard, and around the wall facing the street, out of sight.
The woman in front of me relaxes a little, but only
juuuuust
barely
because then it turns into a kind of knowing smile.
Not mean.
Not nice.
A smile.
One that means: "I am happy. I know things. You probably do not know these things."
It's the smile of someone with a secret who likes having secrets, and doesn't want to tell them.
"Hello, youngling," she says, and her voice matches her smile. Almost playful.
Almost.
"Have my shikigami treated you well?"
I nod.
"Was your room all right?"
"...It was kind of cold."
She produces a fan from somewhere, but does not open it. Instead, she tap tap taps it on her chin.
"I see. My apologies. I assumed my guest rooms were reasonably insulated."
"What did you want to talk to me about?" I ask, finally.
Now her smile is a little wider.
"The young ones are always so impatient. Very well." Her smile disappears, and her features become almost normal-person-like.
"...I am very sorry for your suffering, little one. The nature of the circumstances surrounding this situation necessitate that I remain neutral. Even if they didn't, I would maintain that position, regardless."
What.
"Then you're part of this, after all?"
She looks at me a little coldly. "Not at all. I am merely here to mediate. Or judge, perhaps."
"Mediate what? Between who and who?"
"Who, indeed."
"So, you're unable and unwilling to help."
She sighs, closing her eyes. "Ahh... If only things were so simple."
I glare at her.
"You don't have a damn thing to say, do you. There's absolutely nothing you can say?"
"Aside from how glad I'll be when this is over?"
She pauses, and turns away. Tap tap tap goes the closed fan again.
She seems to be locked in serious thought.
After a minute, she barks a laugh, and turns towards me, leaning down to speak into my ear.
Huh.
...I didn't notice how tall she was.
The Emperor's Color flicks open her fan, and covers the side And sight of her mouth, as if to shield her words to me from prying eyes and ears.
"You must do exactly what you would have yourself do. This is the absolutely important part. Do you see? You, being you, will only do the things that you would do. If you decide to do it, then that is something that you should do."
She straightens up once more, and finally flips open the fan, hiding a triumphant smile.
I stare at her in confusion.
"...I think some pretty strange things, lady," I say, finally, "but that tops all of them. What the hell does that even mean?"
She pouts a little. "Oh, don't say that. It tells you exactly what you need to know."
"I'm pretty sure it told me the most nonsensical thing I ever heard."
actually, i think you've thought much worse
the hell i have
no, you have; i think there's something to it
there's bullshit to it, more like
don't knock it; does she seem like the type to fuck with you for the fun of it?
given who she is, i can't scream 'yes' in response loudly enough
okay, okay, true; i think she's trying to help, though
"You should listen to your friend. He shows commendable intuition."
I stare at her now, wide-eyed.
"...You... you can hear him? Us? When we... when we talk?" I point back and forth between my friend and I.
"I see it on you as plain as day, youngling, but only because I know where to look. It's a very clever arrangement you have."
Tap tap tap.
I continue to stare.
Still trying to come to grips with this.
I begin to understand why the tales of The Emperor's Color paint her the way they do.
"...I may call on you sometime in the future to discuss your work on the shikigami binding ritual. It is a very interesting thing you've done, you know."
"...Thanks?" I manage to croak out.
Slightly terrified now.
"You should be proud. Have you had any magical training? A teacher, perhaps?"
I shake my head.
"...We will definitely need to talk about this over tea, sometime."
She gives me a smile, now, but it's a genuine one. It doesn't seem as large or as happy as a normal person's smile.
It is a kind of smile smiled by her kind of person.
It says: "I see that you, too, know something. Well done."
She takes a step back, allowing me to proceed on my way.
"Be proud of your achievements, young one," she tells me, "and consider what I said to be your guiding principle."
She winks.
"But, of course... it already was," she adds. "Wasn't it?"
I'm not even sure I know, anymore.
I bow to her, and thank her, and start to head out.
wait, wait, wait!
what?
it's something important
what? just tell me on the way
no, i've got to say it now!
what the hell is the matter
just hold on: hey, goldie! you can hear everything we say, right?
The woman raises an eyebrow, but smiles slightly.
Amused, this time.
She nods. "I can."
then let me say that you have got the finest goddamn rack i have ever, ever seen, and it is a sight to make poets weep because they would not have the words to do it justice
There is complete and utter silence in the courtyard, and I feel a strong surge of power that it takes me a moment to recognize as the rush. And it is heavy.
She blinks.
I blink.
We both stare at my friend.
I hear a bird chirp, off in the distance.
The two of us blush. I turn completely scarlet, while The Emperor's Color flips open her fan hurriedly to hide the light color rising to her cheeks.
Well, that's it. He's gone and scandalized that woman, now.
I'll probably be lucky to leave here alive.
She strides up to me, and I'm once again aware that she's taller than me. Not Orange's height, but still a bit above me. She could be wearing heels, though.
There is a long pause while she stares down at me.
The fan is snapped shut
-click!-
And a delicate, elegant hand extends it out, touching my friend with the end of it.
-tap-
=it=has=been=an=exceptionally=long=time=since=someone=has=said=something=so=crude=to=me=
Her voice comes through with lots of background noise, like talking to someone over the sound of ten thousand rustling leaves, or while pouring out a cartload of rice grain. Nevertheless, her voice is itself somehow distinct and clear.
uh
=it=has=been=even=longer=since=a=male=complimented=me=on=my=looks=
oh?
=but=let=me=be=crystal=clear=about=this=
um, i'm sor—
Suddenly, she grins.
This one is a lascivious, almost predatory thing.
It does not say anything. It does not need to.
=you=don't=look=half=bad=yourself=and=i=absolutely=love=that=shade=of=your=color=
—i, this, what
=we=match=quite=nicely=
i, i, uh, oh god; thank you thank you thank you
all right, that's enough; it's time to go
do we have to?
yes, dammit
=bye~=
Flushed red from head to toe, I walk out of the courtyard with as much dignity as I can.
Once out on the street, I look around for Orange.
i think i'm in love
great
she liked my color!
wonderful
and i think she had a great ass, too, but i couldn't tell; you didn't watch it enough, and i wasn't looking at it at the time
golly, i'm so very sorry
so we're coming back here or something, right?
keep talking about this, and the next time i see her i am stuffing you in a closet and then staring at a point just above her head or into my tea at all times
whaaaa? you monster!
or you can be quiet, and we'll see what happens
oh, fiiiine
now hush
hmph
But hush he does.
Though I think I hear him sigh dreamily every now and then.
It is an incredibly weird sensation.