An Evening in the Toyosatomimi Household Anonymous 2012/10/14 (Sun) 11:05 No. 162251 ▼ File 135021271856.jpg - (1.11MB, 1112x1414 , Sakura Miko.jpg)
The pump creaks its normal protest as you work it ten, twenty, thirty times, the pure water that flows a far cry from its rusted appearance. You whisper your appreciation for its labors, and it grumbles back as the water half-drawn up through it bubbles back into the earth. ‘You don’t even need to drink,’ it moans. ‘Why must you disturb me?’
‘Hush,’ you chastise it. ‘Be glad she hasn’t replaced you with that newfangled ‘plumbing’.’ Lifting up the newly-filled bucket, you give the tsukumogami a quick pat. That your fingers come away clean and not streaked with brown is because it merely chooses to appear worn and broken down, not because it’s uncared for. You’d been warned that the object youkai was in its ‘young, rebellious phase’ and a constant source of trouble, but you soon found that all it takes is a firm hand to make it obey, albeit sullenly.
Your threat is an empty one anyways; here in Senkai, there are no pumping stations, no treatment plants, no sewers. Water has to be conjured, but while you don’t need to drink, it’s still needed for other mundane tasks.
Not that the path to immortality is mundane. After all, you started your journey by faking your death in the most dramatic fashion possible. You forget all the details, but it involved nine wagons of festival fireworks, a warehouse full of straw, and two casks of lantern oil.
And now, in an attempt to overcome your last desires, you cultivate divine peaches that when you do not eat, gather water when you do not drink, mix medicines when you cannot fall ill, and mind a house when you do not sleep.
You’re just turning around when you’re hailed by an unwelcome visitor. ‘Heeey, Myouren~,’ a husky, female voice drawls from above. ‘It’s time for your yearly re-miiin-der!~’
You sigh in exasperation and set the bucket down. ‘Good day, Komachi. Looking healthy as always.’
She pretends to swoon, airing herself with her free hand. ‘Well, ain’t you just the ladies’ man!’
‘I take it you got your ‘beauty sleep’?’
The red-haired shinigami beams. ‘Ayup!’
‘That would explain why you’re late, as always. ‘Yearly’ was twelve days ago.’
‘Y’know I’m doing ya a favor by coming late, yeah?!’ she splutters. ‘Giving you more time to gather your courage for this battle of will?! Hey, why doncha start tracking the hours too, Mister Punctual?!’
‘Also seven hours and forty-three minutes. I was going to be generous and round down – ’
‘Oh c’mon, stop that! Let’s start – have atcha, one card!’ she cries, and with that she flicks her hand towards you. A single, lazy orb of that laughably safe magic they call ‘danmaku’ floats towards you. You give it an annoyed glance as it sails far above your head, over the roof of the house and into the night sky. ‘Your turn!’
With a tired sigh, you point your finger back at her. A similarly lazy, nonlethal shot flies towards her in turn – you’re not about to expend more energy than you have to – but yours is actually on target.
With a loud pi-chun, the annual contest for your immortality is over, if such a farce can truly be called a ‘contest’.
Wiping your hands on your robes, you walk over to the snoring shinigami where she lays in the grass, her arm haphazardly caught underneath her head and definitely not serving as a pillow.
This has been the arrangement for several decades now. This ferryman shinigami is ‘hardworking enough’ to ‘volunteer’ to carry out this ‘perilous duty’; at least, that’s what the ledgers say. Said duty is ‘perilous’ because ferrymen shinigami aren’t particularly strong compared to the reaper shinigami that get sent after legitimately evil immortals. Virtuous immortals like you are supposed to get a similar reminder every so often, but more often than not there aren’t enough reapers for even the evil immortals on the books, much less the good ones.
As a result, you’re normally skipped entirely, leaving the reapers to actual, productive work chasing down lichs and blood mages and such. However, shinigami aspiring to rise in power and rank are encouraged to take on this backlog, using these ceremonial showdowns to exercise their fighting abilities against opponents who won’t seal them away in some dark corner of the universe for untold millennia.
However, this particular shinigami saw an opportunity for extra vacation days. If there wasn’t a minimum wait between such visits, she’d bother you every day… and yet she still manages to even be late for this. You’re in awe.
Not that Hell encourages anyone to dispense this knowledge, but it’s not forbidden either, and after the third lame excuse for a battle you fought, you threatened to personally report her slacking unless she explained exactly what was up.
As you move to drag her out of the garden, though, she surprises you by speaking up. ‘Hey, Myouren.’
‘Hmm?’
‘Y’might wanna know something interesting. You ain’t livin’ here alone, are ya?’
‘I do have a roommate, yes,’ you admit evasively. ‘Why?’
She cracks one eyelid to give you a funny look. ‘Why so dodgy? You take up a mistress?’ She grins. ‘I thought ya Buddhists – ‘
‘I have not ‘taken up a mistress’,’ you snap.
‘Oh, so it’s a guy then, got it – ‘
‘She’s just a fellow seeker of immortality, just like everyone here.’
‘Ya don’t exactly bump into another hermit and just say, ‘hey, let’s live under the same roof, it’ll be great,’ do ya? Especially a girl…’
You shrug. ‘Off-limits. Friend of my sister’s.’
The shinigami frowns. ‘Ah. Yeah, definitely don’t cross that line, if ya wanna keep the ol’ jewels intact.’
Of course, your sister doesn’t even know you’re alive, so it hardly matters what she thinks. ‘Tell the truth, living here’s starting to grate on me. Too hard to focus on working towards enlightenment most of the time.’
‘So, whadaya consider enlightenment?’
‘The ability to overcome all desires. Those of the body of mine are almost all finished; what remain now are the desires of my mind. The internal contemplation I need in order to track each one down is much easier in a peaceful environment, but every day she comes home it’s like a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, and famine all at once.’
‘That bad, huh?’ she laughs, but after a second she thinks. ‘Lemme guess, ya gotta massive case of desire to pack up and move out, eh? And that’s disturbing your thoughts or somethin’.’
‘I guess you could say that,’ you laugh. ‘I’m not used to this busy sort of life.’
‘Well, I’m afraid ya can’t move in with me. I mean, I don’t even have a place to call my own…?’ she trails off meaningfully, her eyes casing the four paper and wood paneled walls surrounding the courtyard. You sigh. Never change, Komachi.
‘Well, she said she wouldn’t be coming home tonight – some big meeting or something, I didn’t ask about much else. In any case, I should to have the place to myself tonight, so I’ll just lend you one of the rooms.’
‘Much apprec – ‘
‘Hey. First, that ‘something interesting’.’
‘Oh! Sorry, distracted.’ She coughs. ‘Well, apparently they’re thinking of sending a reaper here for your busybody housemate here – ‘
You slap her, spinning her head around and away before she can say anymore. You don’t try to pull the blow at all; you know she’s perfectly capable of laughing off the strongest haymaker you can throw. Your body may be perfect, but it’s not a warrior’s. ‘Ha. Ha. Very funny. Really, Komachi, you of all people should be taking this more seriously.’
She grunts, turning back to face you. Her eyes are stone-cold. You haven’t seen this side of her before.
‘… you’re serious.’ Your jaw drops as the shinigami nods. ‘Why?!’ you demand. ‘I know exactly how she is maintaining her immortality, and she’s doing nothing immoral at all – ‘
‘Exactly. She’s not doing anything herself. Being handed her continued immortality on a silver platter kinda sets a bad example. It encourages tyranny; to oppress others to serving their needs for them. Greed soon sets – ‘
‘You are talking to a Buddhist about how desire corrupts,’ you interrupt her. ‘I am fully aware of the process.’
‘Heh. Good point.’
‘So it’s a crime to just be an immortal now? Why don’t you take offense against…’ Your jaw works up and down as you think of all the ageless, undying creatures you’ve ever known. ‘What makes her case different than being immortal by virtue of birth?’
‘Just the bureaucracy scuttlebutt.’ she shrugs. ‘When I said I was headin’ out this way, Shiki did a doubletake, asked me when I became a reaper. Said I wasn’t, and she told me what I told you.’
You sigh in exasperation. ‘Fine. Just keep me posted if anything changes, okay?’ You grimace. ‘I’ve seen a reaper once before. Never want to again – no offense.’
‘None taken,’ she shrugs. ‘Us ferrymen are pretty terrified of them ourselves.’
You beckon slightly and turn back towards the kitchen. Komachi falls into step as you scoop up the bucket. ‘So whadaya plan on doin’ about this lil’ situation, eh? You’ve got an even better reason to go now, not like you’re married to her or anything.’
You wince at that. ‘Yeah, but for all its faults, Senkai’s a pretty nice place to live.’
She raises an eyebrow. ‘Thought you were complaining about the noise just a minute ago?’
‘It’s better than the wilds I used to stay in,’ you sart to explain, dropping the bucket off as you pass through the kitchen. Komachi reaches for one of the peaches you gathered earlier from the orchard; you slap her hand aside. ‘And no, those are not for you.’
‘You’re not going to eat them,’ she pouts, even as you lead her to your own personal quarters – you don’t sleep in them anyways.
‘No, but someone else is. Anyways,’ you continue before she can ask another question, ‘just like reapers hunt evil immortals, monsters track us good ones. Even to the remotest of places, they’ll try and hunt you down and eat you to gain some power. And – get away from those,’ you scold her, pulling her away from your medicine table. ‘You’ll contaminate them, breathing like that.’ There are a dozen different medicines for various ailments scattered about, but in piled high in the center are blended powders of holy stones like jade and lapis – no cinnabar, you’re not an amateur – with herbs like jiaogulan, ginseng, and skullcap: an immortality elixir.
‘What’s this for?’ the shinigami asks you suspiciously. ‘Thought you said your body was perfect already.’
‘This, along with the peaches in the kitchen and a few other various things,’ you sigh, realizing you can’t withhold the truth much longer, ‘is how I earn my keep.’
‘Eh? Man, you gotta pay rent in this place?’
‘Not so much rent as a bribe. Senkai’s a very controlled community. When the creator of this place found out that my sister was her main political opponent, she just about threw a fit.’ You gesture towards the medicines. ‘It took offering her all these unreasonable favors to get her to let me stay.’
‘So who are these for, then?’ she continues pressing you, not about to be deterred.
You hesitate. ‘… the very creator of Senkai herself.’
Komachi’s eyes narrow, but before she can inquire further, bells ring out at the front door. ‘Myouren! I’m back!’ shouts the very person in question: Toyosatomimi no Miko, the Shoutoku Taoist.
‘I thought you said she wouldn’t be coming back today!’ she whines.
‘That’s what she told me! Don’t ask me for an explanation!’ you splutter. ‘You have to get out of here,’ you tell her. ‘You can’t be seen by her – ‘
‘ – hey, now, why not?’
‘I’m not supposed to let anyone else into the house,’ you hiss. ‘She’ll kill me – ‘
She blinks. ‘What, I don’t think it could be that bad – ‘
‘No time!’ Without further ado, you shove her into the closet. ‘And if you don’t shut up, I’ll tell your boss all about our little arrangement!’
‘Myouren!’ the voice calls again. ‘I said ‘I’m back’!’
A vein pulses in your forehead. Has she ever been this hard-assed? ‘Yes, yes, welcome home! I’m just finishing something up here, I’ll be a minute!’
Something heavy hits the door, trying to push it open. ‘Geez, she sounds annoying, just how’d you end up – ‘
‘Well, hurry up!’ Annoying is right.
You don’t even take the time to listen to Komachi’s last complaint before dragging the dresser in front of the door to seal her in. ‘I said shut up!’ you hiss. ‘I’ll let you out later – ‘
With that, you run for the front door, cursing busybody shinigamis and demanding saints alike.
~
Something’s off today. Normally she’s practically sneering at you as she makes you wait on her hand and foot; something to do with having been former royalty. You wonder just how her servants tolerated her before you came along.
But today, despite her earlier tone, she looks more dazed than incensed. Her eyes are ringed with fatigue; she looks near collapse. ‘Untie my sandals for me,’ she sighs, closing her eyes and swaying slightly on the spot.
You try to recite a sutra about peace, but instead consider throwing your own sandal at her and telling her to stick her shaku where the sun doesn’t shine. But – that shaku is in her left hand, not her right. Most people would normally dismiss such a minor detail, but you’ve greeted her hundreds of times at this doorway before; she always holds it in her right.
Now more curious than angry, you ignore her command and circle her. She doesn’t even notice you, her eyes still closed and right arm hanging… strangely. You give the shoulder an experimental prod, causing her to hiss in pain. ‘What happened today?’ you ask. Not that you’re only trying to bypass all the work she makes you do; you’re legitimately concerned.
‘Someone tried to shoot me,’ she gasps as you push her into a nearby chair and slide your hand into the neck of her jacket, pulling it down and to the side as far as the fabric will stretch. You frown as you rub the huge, mottled bruise forming across her shoulder.
‘Someone did shoot you.’
‘No, just tried. They wanted me dead, and they failed at that.’
‘It wasn’t my sister, was it?’
‘I doubt it. Not unless she’s insane. We were holding that meeting about the state of the youkai with the ongoing expansion of the village, and suddenly the window breaks, and this happens,’ she indicates with the smallest of shrugs; small to irritate the injury as little as possible. ‘Byakuren was targeted at the same time, and she actually came off worse. Actually broke bones. If she was doing that to just try and deflect suspicion…’
You nod. ‘You catch the assassin?’
‘Reisen Udongein Inaba. Lunarian refugee. Dab shot with a rifle, but whatever she was shooting wasn’t nearly powerful enough. Sure, it blew through the walls like nothing, but if she wanted to crack our defenses then she’ll have to do far better than one bullet,’ she spits. ‘Wouldn’t tell us who hired her, but honestly, this has all the signs of a set-up for failure. Questions within questions.’
You frown, but there’s really nothing more you can add without knowing more. You keep an ear cocked for any further explanation, but none is forthcoming. Before you know it you’re leading her to her chambers, her hand on your arm for support as she totters precariously on her bare feet. Did you take off her sandals for her after all? You must have. When you slide open the door, though, she doesn’t let go.
‘I’m about to faint,’ she whispers. ‘Help me.’
Pursing your lips, you decide not to argue with her in this state. ‘I’ll bring you your medicines,’ you say as you lead her to her desk. ‘I’ll be just a moment.’
‘Could you just lay my futon out?’ she moans. ‘I feel like I’m about to pass out.’
It might take more than one bullet to kill her, but she must have expended a great deal of energy to protect herself. ‘No – no,’ you firmly cut her off. ‘Medicines first, then a bath to relieve the soreness. I’ll prepare dinner while you soak. Alright?’
‘Alright,’ she sighs, simply too tired to argue with you. That fact more than anything else worries you.
You leave the room at a dignified pace, but you tap into your magic to dash into your room, gather the tray of medicines, and dash back into the hallway without spilling a grain in the blink of an eye. Your feet actually slide to a halt in front of her as you set the tray down on her desk, tossing papers and pens to the floor in your haste.
‘Donwanna,’ she pouts, eyelids fluttering shut as her head nods forward.
Without even bothering to argue back, you simply pinch her nose. Not that she needs to breathe, same as you, but the gesture is demeaning enough to convince her to open her mouth. At first you literally have to spoonfeed her, but eventually she’s either shamed into or recovers enough to do it herself.
From the way her hands tremble, you suspect the latter.
You don’t leave any room for discussion. Surreptitiously adding stimulants and medicines to the immortality elixir, you hover by her side, encouraging her to take just one more bite. When she drops the spoon after choking the last mouthful down, you press a cup of water into her hands until her fingers grab at it; press it to her lips until she tilts her head back and drinks. When the cup joins the spoon, you grab her underneath her shoulders and lift. She makes a few more half-complaints when you roughly strip her to her chemise, but stops even trying when you scoop her up and bodily carry her to the house’s baths yourself, preferring to wrap her arms around your neck and nuzzle into your shoulder with a contented sigh.
You leave her perched on the edge of a freshly drawn and steaming bath to go prepare the peaches you’d harvested earlier, ignoring her muzzy entreaty to stay and help her bathe. A man has to draw a line somewhere, after all.
~
‘Dinner’s ready,’ you call as you reenter, towels in hand. You sigh in relief as you see her sitting neck-deep in the steaming water, only to frown again in dissatisfaction when you see the two straps of her chemise still plastered to her shoulders, only visible against the bruise.
In response to your voice, her head moves a little as she says something too quiet for you to hear. ‘Come again?’ you ask, taking a seat on the bath’s edge behind her. Carefully, you work your fingers into her hair, pulling out the tiny enchanted combs that keep it styled into those two horn-like protrusions and placing them into a small basket. She’s still wearing those damned earmuff-like things of hers, and so you put those in the basket as well.
‘… thanks, Myouren,’ she mumbles, louder this time.
‘Just focus on resting for now,’ you say quickly, feeling a blush rise in your cheeks, grabbing a bucket and bottle of shampoo.
For a few minutes you just wash her hair, gently scrubbing the silver locks while firmly massaging her scalp with your fingers. But as you finish rinsing, she finally speaks up. ‘Hey – can I ask you to do one more thing for me?’
‘Yes?’ you reply automatically.
‘It’s… about the injury…’
You put down the bucket down. No. You’re not about to put up with this. She’s got a reaper paying her a visit, threatening her very existence, and she’s worrying about some half-assed moon-rabbit inconveniencing her with alchemical slug-throwing contraption?
You’ve already begun preparing to deal with that reaper when – if, you remind yourself – if it comes. And now she wants you to look into this matter? Not that you don’t think there shouldn’t be an investigation – peace is a central tenet to Buddhism, after all – but that’s something she can do for herself.
You don’t enjoy scolding people, but sometimes you have to. Even though her back is facing you, you sit up straighter and set your jaw. ‘Look, I know you’re busy, but I’m can’t involve myself in your politics. This,’ you emphasize by pouring more bathwater over her head, ‘is what I can do for you, and nothing more; my sister thinks I’m dead. I know you want me to reunite with her now that she’s achieved immortality too, but I can’t just going around all of a sudden; I don’t even want to think of how she’ll react. And even if I were to go out there and try and out who did this to you – what would I, with zero political experience, be able to dig up? I can do a lot of things for you, but this isn’t one of them.’
Silence fills the room for a minute. Not that it’s that awkward – your arguments generally go this way, with you presenting everything once to let her contemplate them while simultaneously listening to your desires. It makes debates go by far more smoothly – even you don’t always say what you actually mean. But at length, she replies, ‘… I know you can’t… I know you say you can’t, but, even so, I know you just want me to be safe.’
You blink. ‘I’m sorry for misunderstanding,’ you apologize.
‘No, no, I’m… touched.’
Oops. She must be picking up on your worries about the reaper shinigami; you try as hard as you can to stop thinking about protecting her in the future. No. She needs to think you’re more callous than that, you want her to think that there’s nothing to worry about at all –
‘You’re loud right now, you know,’ she giggles quietly.
– you’ll never be able to fool her, you realize resignedly. ‘Sorry,’ you mumble.
‘No, don’t be.’ She sighs. ‘You know, I initially hired you on because you’re usually so quiet.’ she says, tilting her head back to look at you. ‘I said to myself, if I can convince this man to do all the jobs my old servants did, then I can have some actual peace and quiet without having to wear those on my ears all the time.’
‘That’s not a badge of office?’ you ask, feeling ridiculous. Of course it’s not.
She shakes her head. ‘I don’t so much listen to people’s desires so much as they project it at me. Most people are the equivalent of a dozen different drums, all beating at different tempos. It’s so chaotic and grating and – agh!’ Her growl dissolves into the faintest of giggles as she seizes the air in front of her.
‘And the mufflers make it bearable.’
‘Yes. Barely. Except here. In Senkai, in this house, and after I hired you on, specifically. Don’t need them any more.’ She reaches back and touches your hand; you touch hers back. ‘You’re so quiet all the time. Without desire. I remember when we first met; when you said you had a sister, it was surely divine providence that I knew her. You share that silly hair – ‘
‘Hey, this is all natural!’ you retort, face flushing – and not because of the hair.
‘ – and that I figured out I could keep you here,’ she continues. ‘But… even when you do want something… it’s very simple. Orderly. Like someone actually speaking to me, and not trying to pick out a squeaking mouse in a sawmill. It’s easy, almost fun, to listen to.’
You squeeze her fingers. ‘I didn’t know that.’
She squeezes back. ‘But anyways, this, uh, this wasn’t about that.’ she mumbles, her head rolling forward again.
‘Oh? Oh.’ You feel your frustration ooze out of you. ‘I’m sorry,’ you apologize. ‘I misunderstood.’ You give her the best bow you can from your seat, and wait for her to present her own case, concentrating on your desire to hear her own explanation.
Silence again. It drags into two minutes, then three, then five. ‘Then… what was it about?’ you sigh, slowly pulling yourself up. ‘Is there something else?’
‘… yes…’
You frown. ‘What have I forgotten?’ Just because your method of obtaining immortality obviated the need to eat, drink, sleep, breathe, and even bathe doesn’t mean that you think everyone is like you. Maybe you’re starting to slide; starting to neglect things that even a saint like her still feels…?
‘It was just about… t-t-tonight…’ She blinks, then turns her head back forward, suddenly shy, a reticence that strikes you as odd.
‘Y-yes?’
‘Well, I, usually, on my back, but, but that’ll hurt with, with this injury, and, I, uh – ‘
Simple enough. ‘I, er, I suppose I can get you a few extra pillows – ‘
She turns around in her seat to face you. You’re flushing red to your roots. No, not even that. Your entire face must be as purple as those roots right now.
‘I w-wasn’t talking about… about sleeping,’ she eventually stammers out.
You swallow with a suddenly dry mouth. ‘… what, what were you talking about?’
‘… it might, might be better if…’
– might be better if you didn’t do this. Might be better if you closed your eyes. Might be better if you walked out, moved out, might be better if your nosy sister had never known her so that she would have never had to reason to tie you down here in the first place –
‘… on top?’ you gasp out, trying to end this as bluntly as possible, trying to make it end sooner, but no, why are you saying things as if you actually want to, the plan was to deflect the topic for once when it came up, and then explain why not, and then move on to some more pressing issue, like the reaper shinigami –
She shakes her head. Maybe she’s agreeing with you that you shouldn’t do this, she – stands up, the wet silk of her chemise not leaving anything to the imagination. Not that you have to imagine anything when she slides the straps from her shoulders, rolling the garment down until it floats away. ‘…from… b-b-behind, please?’ she asks, covering her mouth with both hands.
You told yourself yet again that today would be the day you got over these desires, and yet again you fail to make the slightest bit of progress. You’re not sure who reaches for who first, who kisses who, who moans and who sighs, and you’re certainly not sure how you manage to shrug out of your overrobe with both your hands full of… her. All you know is that a second later, her weight settles on yours as she steps out of her shift, panties, and bath with a single step, nestling into your lap with the next. ‘Let me reward your loyal service tonight,’ she whispers hotly into your ear.
‘The peaches,’ you protest, even as you wrap your arms around her waist while her legs lock together behind your back. ‘If those medicines are working now, then you should be starving – ‘
She kisses you so intensely you forget your own name for a few seconds. ‘I am starving right now,’ she gasps.
Dinner doesn’t get eaten until morning, the suds coagulate overnight, her underwear is ruined after swimming in bathwater that long, you left Komachi stuck in your closet, and you’re still nowhere near overcoming your desire.
~
‘Geez,’ the red-haired ferryman grumbles, rolling over onto her back in the grass of the courtyard. ‘Way to leave me hangin’.’ Shaking her head, she scans her eyes across the four surrounding walls to get her bearings, eventually locking onto one in particular. Those eyes narrow when she notes how the paper-paneled wall is just barely ajar – not that being shut would make the moaning and gasping any softer. If she looks long enough, she can even see their two silhouettes against the soft lamplight, grinding together in a sideways T –
She throws up her hands in resignation. ‘Okay, I’m out. So much for ‘off-limits’,’ she chuckles. ‘Desire to move out my ass. Sounds like he’s got a major case of goddamn ‘desire to fuck her brains out’!’
Sighing, she mentally plugs her ears and looks for someone to complain to. ‘Hey, you,’ she says, walking over to the handpump embedded in the ground. She grabs the handle at starts working, expectantly holding her other hand underneath the spigot while starting to ramble. ‘I feel sorry for ya. Can’t get away from it, can you? I mean, I’m just about to knock and tell them to keep it down, or at least get a real room, y’know? But you’re stuck here and can’t even say anything to complain, I mean, man, that sucks, right? And what does he mean he ‘hasn’t taken a mistress’, if he’s hustlin’ like this all night long – oh c’mon, gimme some already – ‘
Apparently the pump is in no mood to talk, as it only gives her one small cough of water, barely enough to wet one’s palm. Nevertheless, it’s enough to make the shinigami freeze, slide her hand off the handle, and look to the bedroom wall again with wide eyes.
That cough sounded a lot like ‘newlyweds’.