In the interest of encouraging people to participate, some resources:
>https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Whispered_Oracle_of_Hakurei_Shrine
There's not much on here yet, but a couple characters are translated.
>https://thwiki.cc/%E4%B8%9C%E6%96%B9%E5%B9%BB%E5%AD%98%E7%A5%9E%E7%AD%BE
While (obviously) all in Chinese, you can see every fortune slip's page on the Chinese wiki. Use Google Lens or something to get some translations. Mileage may vary.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/1juxrmp/whispered_oracle_of_hakurei_shrine_intro_manga_tl/
There's a translation of the first half of the manga segment on reddit. No sign of the second half, sadly.

A lot of bits and pieces of translations did exist on /jp/, but since 4chan as a whole is currently in a coma dreaming of being a gay policeman in the 1970s, it's a little hard to access them. Therefore, I've taken the liberty of finding as many bits and pieces as I can.

IBARAKI KASEN:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49242402#p49245560

YAMASHIRO TAKANE (quote and comment only):
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49242402#p49245655

HINANAWI TENSHI (comment only):
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49242402#p49246188

HIEDA NO AKYUU:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49242402#p49247237

REISEN UDONGEIN INABA (fortunes only):
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49242402#p49246166

WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49258324#p49259817

RUMIA:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49258324#p49259830

MYSTIA LORELEI:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49258324#p49259946

REMILIA SCARLET:
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49258324#p49260078

MEDICINE MELANCHOLY (fortunes only):
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49258324#p49263352

There might be more bits and pieces scattered throughout threads, but it's hard to find them via the archives. This is most of what I've found, sorry to say. Still, hope it helps somewhat.

I'll toss in a link to a full scan of all the fortunes:

https://postimg.cc/gallery/08SNBfv

Don't know if attention will get this scanset brought down or anything, but this should at least allow you to get the cards you need in their JP form, so you can take them to another tool like Google Translate, DeepL, or Lens

>>17895
Couple extra bits and pieces:
KAMISHIRASAWA KEINE (comment only):
https://chireikiden.tumblr.com/post/779820390900957184/i-saw-a-machine-translation-of-hakutaku-keines

IZAYOI SAKUYA (comment only):
https://chireikiden.tumblr.com/post/780901775846916096/do-you-have-any-opinions-on-sakuyas-new-fortune

OKUNODA MIYOI (comment only):
https://chireikiden.tumblr.com/post/780919814640304128/i-havent-been-able-to-get-a-good-translation-of

Could anyone provide a translation of Suwako's WOoHS slip please? Kero Kero!

Chipping in with Richard Effendi's translations of everyone's love/marriage/engagement fortunes.

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Posting this link if anybody wants to spin the wheel to choose their 2hu wife.
pic rel is my result.

>>17898
Fortune slip number 43
Great luck!
The cursing and enshrining indigenous god, Moriya Suwako
The ability to create earthliness
"Do not make fun of legend and tradition. You'll be cursed then."

General fortune: If you take good care of nature, everything will go well. If not, you'll get cursed.
Business: Reasonable prosperity.
Work: You won't run into any problems. Agriculture and especially civil engineering will bring luck.
Travel: Rural places with history will bring luck.
Moving: Investigate the land's origin.
Health: Excellent.
Academics: You won't be good at newer disciplines. Folklore studies will bring luck.
Lost things: You'll find them on the ground.
Childbirth: You'll have many children, effortlessly.
Hobbies: Camping, gardening and hibernating are good.
Taboos: Making light of nature will end badly, all your fortune will be turned around.

Zun's comment:
Suwako controls the Moriya shrine, protecting it with foresight, or, rather, by acting conspicuously.
Really, her divinity is terrifying and difficult to approach. Truly, a god you won't touch cannot curse you. [It's an idiom that means "let sleeping dogs lie" but is also true in its literal sense here]
So even though she gets treated as a kind of frog god, that's kind of how it is.

Anyway, now that I'm done with >>17901, I just wanted to say that while I won't be able to translate the whole book quickly enough to be of use, I can translate individual fortunes and/or explain or clear up specific things about them. I invite anyone who is confident in their japanese to do the same. But don't just blindly trust machine translation!
Also, it should be pointed out that the fortunes are written (in-universe and in real life) to be character-themed and are not what the characters themselves have pulled, nor what awaits them in the future, nor how their life currently is. Of course, the text isn't your mother and ultimately can't tell you what to do, but if you want to be accurate to the book, consider that.

>>17901

Thank you! I'll try my best to put your work to good use!

>>17900 okay

>>17904 Anon, why did you check off the blocks for PC98, male, and non-humanoid characters. Do you have anything to say to me?

>>17905 who wouldn't?

But I'm not gay.

>>17907
Her fortune says up to 10 lovers at once, so taking Miko is effectively also taking Tojiko, and Futo. As well as any others you can snag.
Besides since she stopped being a man when she reincarnated she'll need somebody with a dick to her keep her wife around. Not to mention to educate her on the pleasures of being a woman.
If anything Miko is the straightest choice of them all.

Just don't turn this into a random Touhou generator funny results thread...

It has been suggested that a fallback theme be made available for those who absolutely, incontrovertibly cannot be bummed to RTFPW. Therefore, your alternative theme is somewhat plain:

- Fortune/Future Telling -

With what interpretative freedom that goes, as long as the theme is present and accounted for. However, do know that the non-accountability clause WILL be rescinded, and you WILL be judged. With a glare. Though, it might collapse into a grudging titter if you manage to star the Fortune Teller, somehow.

Chiya unrelated. Unless...?

>>17910
>Though, it might collapse into a grudging titter if you manage to star the Fortune Teller, somehow.
Right... So the story has to be set somtime before 2015, which is the year FS takes place.
I got the message loud and clear boss.

>>17901

Could I trouble you to do Son Biten's fortune slip?

I'm stuck in this loop of flip-flopping between 'i should get the full tls of characters i'm interested in before I go through with this' and 'i should pick a character to focus on before i ask to get their slip translated. so fuck it, Monke Time.

I translated Guya's slip for myself and thought "why not translate it into English too and drop it here for reference and future collection?" I also help >>17902 with translations, though he does the final proofreading as he knows the language much better.

Fortune slip number 28
Future great curse
Hourai person caught on Earth, Houraisan Kaguya
The ability to manipulate eternity and instantaneous
It's fine to do this tomorrow. I have infinite time after all!
General fortune: You will go lazy and put everything off. Your luck will diminish.
Business: You aren't fit for it.
Work: You will slack off. Remote work will bring luck.
Academics: Something will get in the way of studying. If you will hire a good private tutor - situation will improve dramatically.
Health: Excellent. However, you'll tend to not exercise enough.
Travel: Bothersome.
Lost things: Not in the mood to look for.
Money: With the help of others, there will be no inconveniences in your life.
Engagement: You'll give your partner a hard task. Or you'll be given a hard task. Whatever it will be, it'll be difficult.
ZUN's comment: It's no good to create any hardships for the princess. Therefore, the princess lives a self-indulgent life. Surely she'll spend all eternity like this.
Though, with a rule-breaking ability to bend space-time, it looks like neither there will be humans who oppose her, nor there will appear someone who will admonish her.

>>17912 On it! But I was privately asked to translate Chiyari's first, so here it is. I was kind of busy today, but here it is.
>>17914 That's true

Fortune slip number 117
Very very bad luck!
Mysterious cursed tenkajin, Tenkajin Chiyari
The ability to manipulate fire and blood
"A bad omen, huuh... Well, still, that ain't too good, is it?"

General fortune: You'll bring misfortune to everyone around you and become misfortunate yourself as a result.
Work: You won't be fit for any group task. Being an artist is sort of suitable.
Academics: Medicine and biology are good. Anything else will bring bad luck.
Health: Endlessly unhealthy.
Residence: Install fire safety measures right now.
Travel: No good, it's best not to go anywhere.
Hobbies: Going to donate blood will bring good luck.
Food: A lot of vegetables will bring good luck, eat meat in moderation.
People: No need to meet any.
Romance: What a bother.
Money: Ain't no use.

Zun's comment:
She's a very obscure and mysterious youkai called a tenkajin. Being nameless is fatal to youkai, their entire existence is compromised like that, it's best to make an impact with a brutal attack.
By the way, she's wearing and an oversized t-shirt and slouching, so [her silhouette] is quite loose, but really, her body is very thin because she does not get enough exercise.

>>17915
Much appreciated the help!!!