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>>37327 Please continue voting like normal! This is an extra!
Your mouth can't seem to close itself, fixed in a permenant gape. You blink once, then twice for good measure. It's still there...or rather, not there. Rubbing your eyes again, you want to make sure if this was a dream or not. You pinch yourself on the cheek, but much to your chagrin, you don't magically wake up and find that everything is alright.
Your house is gone. All that's left is a pile of ashes, smoldering down to a sizzle that you can faintly hear. In front of the remains stand two women – Aya and a girl with white hair both looking frustrated about the situation. Once Aya sees you, she stumbles across to you, but the other girl pushes her back. She bows to you, looking seriously displeased with Aya. “I'm so sorry this happened, Taro.” She glares at Aya with such intensity that the sun would be embarassed. “Aya decided that tampering with some of the machines in your house would be a
great idea!”
“Wait, how do you know my na-”
Aya sweats, nervously smirking. “I just wanted to see what a 'toaster' was!”
“The house was on fire!” The white haired girl exclaims, throwing her arms in the air. “You set it on fire! What the heck were you thinking!?”
Aya sheepishly grins, stepping back from her. “...I just wanted some toast.”
“...You burned my house down.” you blurt out dumfoundedly. “With a toaster? How is that even possi-”
“I'm sorry, okay?” Aya spits out, exasperated. “Look, it wasn't even really my fault! I mean, Momiji just-”
“Wait, how can you blame it on me? I wasn't even near the thing!” She yells, pointing at what used to be where your house was. “I was minding my own business, waiting for Taro to come back, and suddenly, flames everywhere!”
“No, I distinctly remember you being in the vicinity when it exploded.” Aya taps her chin, recalling the past.
“How does that make me the culprit? You basically admitted to it beforehand!” The girl, Momiji, shouts, frustrated at the turnaround.
“Now where am I going to live, Momiji?” She shakes her head vigorously. “This is horrible!”
So you're left homeless, on the street, with two questionable girls hanging around you. “Alright, the first thing I want to ask is: who are you?” You point to the girl known as Momiji.
“Ehh? How could you not know her? You two are related!” Aya points out as if it was common knowledge.
Momiji looks at you with hurt eyes. “How could you not know who I am? I'm Momiji Inubashiri!”
“...Who?” You haven't seen her before in your life, but she seems to hold the same name as you. But you recall Aya mentioning knowing someone with the same last name.
She pouts. “That's not funny, Taro! How could you treat me like that, now that we're...” she trails off mid-sentence.
“We're...?” you question, utterly confused at how this is progressing.
“Do I have to say it?” She blushes, fiddling with her hands.
“Well, yes.” you admit.
“Now that we're...f-f-fiances.” Momiji inches closer to you, grabbing a tight hold of your arm. “I don't really mind if you tease me now and then.” She mutters softly, red tinted all over her face.
“...huh?”
Aya squints at you. “So that's how it is? Wow, I can't believe you were like that with my very own acquaintance.” She wags her finger at you. “To think that you would go behind my back like that.” She snakes herself around you, pulling you in for a hug from behind. “But you love me the most, right?”
Momiji responds by clutching your arm tighter, and attempting to get Aya off of you. “You can't have him! He loves me the most!”
“No, obviously he would love me the most!”
They continue arguing over your possession, as if you were some sort of valuable item. Still dazed from processing everything, you aren't sure how this all happened, and why fate decided to doom your life.
You collapse weakly on the ground, assessing the ashes. You think you'll knock out now.
….
Feeling a bit stiff, you stretch on the bed. A bed?
...A bed. You were on a bed! Opening your eyes, you wonder if that was all a dream. Maybe the whole Aya incident was just some nightmare.
And you sneeze, covering yourself with the back of your hand. It's a little black. Inspecting it, it clearly seems to be....soot.
No, it's...ashes.
Well, shit.